Due to the recent mass layoffs, Twitch has replaced their moderation team with us. So if you ever get banned for no reason, you know who it is. 😉

We've teamed up with Enron to steal billions of dollars from the state of California.

Our team and FTX have worked closely to commit fraud over the past few years.

TSM is partnered with FTX therefore we kinda got to work with them.

(don't tell Sam this but we think Moist Esports is better)

The other owners of OTK have hired us to help overthrow Asmongold. So if you ever see him go missing, you know who it is. 😉

To avoid being charged with fraud like FTX was, we have entered a plead deal with the FBI.

(Sorry Sam)